The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Randomize
