we have pet lesbian snakes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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