i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's like iHOP with fire
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
