We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
