I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
