So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
