Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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