So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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