ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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