I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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