The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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