I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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