if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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