check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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