so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
