lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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