I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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