but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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