i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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