She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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