Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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