lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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