He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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