I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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