Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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