the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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