So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Nicole vs. Life
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
smell my finger.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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