Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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