you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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