"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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