Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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