Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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