Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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