she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
