do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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