ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Someone signed my nipple.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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