Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
