How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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