I hate your face
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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