I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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