Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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