My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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