...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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