I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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