idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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