Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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