Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Pooping to opera.
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