So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My dick has a subreddit
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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