You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
