I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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