If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
honey bunches of taint.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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