So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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