But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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