In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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